What NOT to wear this Halloween
Stuck for an idea as what to dress up for this Halloween? Whatever you do decide upon, we beg you to steer clear of these ‘interesting’ outfit choices.
We know Halloween is a blood-fest, but there’s a time and a place for a bloody tampon and it’s usually behind closed doors in the loo!
This is anything but bog-standard – see what we did there? At least you can always carry your Halloween treats in the toilet bowl…
Any ‘sexy’ costume, especially when it comes to Disney favourites
How can you sexy up Nemo? Like this apparently…
Any superhero costume made out of crepe paper and sellotape
This costume wouldn’t last a night of trick and treating, let alone the speeds Iron Man gets up to.
A couples bra
What a boob!
— Sarah Moran ♏ (@sarahmegan117) October 8, 2015