X

What NOT to wear this Halloween

Life / posted 2 years ago / Jayne Cherrington-Cook

What NOT to wear this Halloween

Stuck for an idea as what to dress up for this Halloween? Whatever you do decide upon, we beg you to steer clear of these ‘interesting’ outfit choices.

A tampon

We know Halloween is a blood-fest, but there’s a time and a place for a bloody tampon and it’s usually behind closed doors in the loo!

A close up of the #tamponcostume #tampon #tamponearrings #stoptaxingmyperiod #menstruation #masterofdisguise #ohwowyes

A photo posted by DIY costumes & cosplay (@turtleyenoughfortheturtleclub) on

A toilet

This is anything but bog-standard – see what we did there? At least you can always carry your Halloween treats in the toilet bowl…

~brainstorming 4 #halloween~ #toilet #toilethumor #toiletcostume #matchesincluded #maybeaturdtoo #halloween2014

A photo posted by Nik Peter (@goodvibezonlyplz) on

Any ‘sexy’ costume, especially when it comes to Disney favourites

How can you sexy up Nemo? Like this apparently…

Any superhero costume made out of crepe paper and sellotape

This costume wouldn’t last a night of trick and treating, let alone the speeds Iron Man gets up to.

I'm set for Geneva #fancycostume #ironmanfail #notapeused @alexnewton91

A photo posted by Tom Rollinson (@thelastrollo) on

A couples bra

What a boob!

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


Processed with VSCO with a6 preset
Life

Why Travelling On Your Period Doesn’t Have To Be A Drama

Period dramas are supposed to be all about tight corsetry and romantic whimsy, not silent cursing over those telltale cramps on your precious...

Processed with VSCO with a1 preset
Life

The 5 Most Ridiculous Period Myths We’ve *Ever* Heard

Ok, so some of these myths go back to ancient times when the idea of women having periods was an absolute shocker for society. Worryingly,...

twenty20_868a0c8a-b461-4568-89c4-68fda80ce718
Life

It Happened To Me: Coming Off The Pill Messed With My Body And Mind

Ah, you really can’t beat sharing stories to make you feel like you’re not alone in a situation – we can all identify with a...

Florence
Life

Meet The Woman On A Mission To Teach The World About Vaginas

If you’ve not already heard of Florence Schechter, she’s on a mission to open the world’s very first Vagina Museum. The science...

X