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What NOT to wear this Halloween

Life / posted 1 year ago / Jayne Cherrington-Cook

What NOT to wear this Halloween

Stuck for an idea as what to dress up for this Halloween? Whatever you do decide upon, we beg you to steer clear of these ‘interesting’ outfit choices.

A tampon

We know Halloween is a blood-fest, but there’s a time and a place for a bloody tampon and it’s usually behind closed doors in the loo!

A close up of the #tamponcostume #tampon #tamponearrings #stoptaxingmyperiod #menstruation #masterofdisguise #ohwowyes

A photo posted by DIY costumes & cosplay (@turtleyenoughfortheturtleclub) on

A toilet

This is anything but bog-standard – see what we did there? At least you can always carry your Halloween treats in the toilet bowl…

~brainstorming 4 #halloween~ #toilet #toilethumor #toiletcostume #matchesincluded #maybeaturdtoo #halloween2014

A photo posted by Nik Peter (@goodvibezonlyplz) on

Any ‘sexy’ costume, especially when it comes to Disney favourites

How can you sexy up Nemo? Like this apparently…

Any superhero costume made out of crepe paper and sellotape

This costume wouldn’t last a night of trick and treating, let alone the speeds Iron Man gets up to.

I'm set for Geneva #fancycostume #ironmanfail #notapeused @alexnewton91

A photo posted by Tom Rollinson (@thelastrollo) on

A couples bra

What a boob!

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