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Pink Parcel Period Talk: Elisha, Partner Relations Assistant

Period stuff / posted 2 months ago / Eva Caiden

Pink Parcel Period Talk: Elisha, Partner Relations Assistant

Periods. Half the population gets them, but we never really talk about them. We shuffle to the office loo with a tampon up our sleeve in the manner of someone who’s whipped out a vibrator by mistake. We mouth the words ‘I’ve got my period’ to female friends to avoid making our boy mates uncomfortable – because, y’know, periods. We tell our bosses we’ve got a migraine when really we’re doubled over with stomach cramps, to avoid seeming like a slacker.

We think that needs to change. Wouldn’t it be easier if we were all more open about the perfectly normal bodily function we experience each month? So each week a member of our very own #PPSquad will be sharing her period stories with you. Read, comment, share your own. Every story is welcome here.

This week’s period talk is from Partner Relations Assistant, Elisha.

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Elisha talks all things period.

My period craving is…

Oh, this is easy for me. Chocolate Nesquik Milkshake! YUM! I actually have this before I go to bed for the 7 days that I’m due on. So naughty but I absolutely have no regrets.

I know my period is coming when…

I honestly never know, I literally have the pleasure of a surprise visitor each month and have to get on and deal with it. I’m almost thankful because I never seem to get tummy cramps, headaches nor clumsiness. But on the downside… I forever have to prepare for the worst. Tampons in EVERY handbag is a MUST for me!

My first period…

I was living in New Zealand at the time, it was just another normal day in the bathroom until I looked down. I had been educated about periods, but, I kid you not, once I saw what had happened I started screaming and ran downstairs to my dad…weirdly not my mum. I frantically asked him if I was dying, and he just shook his head and started laughing to then say – “Go tell your mum”. A day I will never forget.

My period cringe is (hey, we’ve all had them)…

I really have no cringe stories, I am as open as a book. I have always been that friend that seems to be tooled up with sanitary products. But one Saturday night I was out with my girlfriends, Rebecca my friend was in desperate need of a tampon urgently, and this one time I didn’t have anything. I then asked 3 random girls in the nightclub (with no shame) if anybody had anything because she was wearing white trousers, every girl’s worst nightmare. I had solved the evening – a tampon was found.

When I get my period…

I simply like to just go shopping – shopping is me at my happiest! By going out shopping i’m 100% not thinking about my period. I tend to buy something that makes me feel more confident and not make me feel so grumpy.


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